Monday, June 18, 2012

Father's Day 2012

Father's Day 2012

What a great day. I planned on going birding in the south end of the county, but after the Chupacabra visit in the middle of the night, I said I was going to sleep in and nobody woke me up. My Father’s Day wish was granted. I checked my bird reports and saw that some pelagic birds were near shore, so we geared up and made a run to the beach.

We arrived to see that 100’s of cars were at Jetty Park and thankfully the beach is where the people were and not the fishing pier. As we walked to the end of the pier, an immature Brown Pelican was sitting on the railing appearing to be begging from the fishermen. Nobody was feeding him, so he was going from person to person, but no handouts. I walked up to the pelican to tell him how naughty he was being when my daughter shouts out, PELICAN!!! My smile was from ear to ear. My little girl is a birder.

The end of the pier did have some activity other than the human kind. We had several dozen Brown Pelicans, Royal Terns, Laughing Gulls, Ruddy Turnstones, a pod of a dozen dolphins, and then there was a lone bird that stood out from everything else. The bird had a dark head, brown neck and back, white face and neck, and dark bill. It was a Greater Shearwater!! It was not a life bird, but it was a year bird and a June Challenge bird, so I was happy to see this lone bird.

With it still being “my” day, I suggested we hit the Allan and Helen Cruickshank Sanctuary. I am still looking for a Common Nighthawk and there have been reports of them being seen there lately, so off we go. It was just after 5:00 when we arrived and it was still hot. We have a three wheeled stroller for Heather, so we loaded it up with our gear and her and headed out. One hundred yards in we were greeted by a Florida Scrub Jay, then another, and another. It was a foreshadowing of what was to come.

The trails are made up of sugar sand and they were mostly packed hard until we arrived in the north-west corner. There the sand is less dense and there are also hills. It wasn’t so bad going down the hills, coming back up, on the other hand, was a work out. Hamstrings and thigh muscles were burning and sweat was dripping everywhere. Heather was playing in the sand the whole way out and her face was covered in dirt giving her a gothic clown face appearance.

Overall we saw 15 Florida Scrub Jays, a pair of Red-tailed Hawks, Eastern Towhees, Northern Bobwhite, Northern Mockingbird, Mourning and Common Ground Doves, Red-bellied and Downy Woodpeckers, and Common and Boat-tailed Grackles. No Nighthawks were seen or heard, but it was great being out and hiking a hard trail again.

Heather passed out on the way home and was not too happy when I tried to wake her for a bath. She had marched over a mile out and then I pushed her back in the stroller. Kathy, Heather, and I had a great day of adventuring. Best Father’s Day so far.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Things That Go bump In The Night

Things That Go bump In The Night

I was in a deep sleep, dreaming of things that I won't mention here when my step-daughter came in and woke my wife and me up. The dogs were in the backyard barking at some animal and when she went outside to investigate, she heard an evil growl. I pretended to still be asleep and my wife went out to see what it was. She could not find a flash light, so she went and downloaded a flash light app for her new iPhone 4 then came and got me, so I could be attacked by the unknown creature.

I went out into the dark with only the iPhone flashlight and a monopod as a weapon. When my dogs, one a Dachshund and the other a Jack Russell Terrier mix, saw that I had joined them in the defense of the yard, high tailed it to the safety of the house. Now, all alone, I knew it was up to me to battle this mysterious creature of the night. 


I scanned the landscape with the aid of the light from the iPhone and saw no eyes reflecting back at me. I could hear the creatures growl which was unfamiliar to me. In a deep Sylvester Stallone voice, I called out, “Yo, are you a raccoon?” and was startled when in a Hispanic voice I heard, “No.” I quickly ran through all of the Spanish speaking animals in my head and concluded that it had to be the creature of many myths and legends, the infamous Chupacabra!!! Great!!!

I took a deep breath and said in Spanish, thanks to another iPhone app, “Are you a Chupacabra?” From the shadows of my 150+ year old oak trees I heard the reply “Si.” The rest of the conversation I will translate for your convenience. “Mr. Chupacabra, do you wish to do my family any harm?” “No.” The Chupacabra replied. “Then why are you in my backyard late at night?” I questioned. “I was only searching the neighborhood for any leftover pizza that had been put into the trash.” The Chupacabra explained. “Pizza? I thought you were from a Latin American culture, why pizza?” The Chupacabra then told me how he had came to this country as a small Chupacabra many years ago and that he lost the taste for many Latin foods and now lived mainly on a diet of pizza and fried chicken.

After our conversation about his diet, we came to an agreement that he would not lurk around in my backyard and that I would leave him left overs in a designated location on the side of the house. To prevent this from happening to you, please be sure to keep all garbage in animal proof containers and please do not leave food out that raccoons, opossums, bears, or other animals can get to.